This came from a fellow Smart Girl named Bekah. Someone sent it to her in her email and I thought it was too hilarious not to share.
For My Democratic Friends and Family:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.
For My Republican Friends and Family:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours in 2009!
HO! HO! HO!.