Just when you though the hullabaloo about Prop 8 had calmed down and that the radical, militant gays had already reached the heights of sheer stupidity, we are given this. It is bad enough we have to be constantly bombarded with their juvenile angst but now they want to add blasphemy to their long list of sins as well. Since Jesus makes a special appearance to condone gay marriage. Never mind the man himself already declared marriage to be between a man and a woman, he’s a liar!
I wrote this piece immediately after hearing about this musical for a blog on Smart Girl Politics. Here is what I wrote:
That’s right you heard right-the bigots that brought us intolerant displays of hatred are now bringing it to a theater near you. This one can definitely be filed under get a life! Neil Patrick Harris will be starring in this “production” as will Jack Black. That is right the same guy who as a kid brought us Doogie Howser M.D. (or I guess his gay porn version would be Doggie-Now, Sir!) is now adding music and kicky little dance steps to it. Because if the protests in the streets don’t get you-the fabulous costumes will!
Tired of invading people’s financial records to see if they backed prop 8? Have you written so many hate letters to Thomas S. Monson (my prophet and church’s president) that you have carpal tunnel syndrome? Would you like to do something to further your hateful cause but just don’t have the time needed to employ Nazi tactics anymore? Well relax, sit back and enjoy a musical based on your irrational prejudice of democracy.
Sure you lost but that is no reason you have to take it like an adult. Not when you can act like a bratty two year old and serve ten dollars lattes in nice plush chairs at the same time. Be sure to save your program because it is indeed going to become a collector’s item in the years to come. That’s right a hundred years from now when people are looking back on 2008, they will be able to say, “You’re kidding me? These nitwits made a play about this? Were people in 2008 particularly stupid or something?” Of which the reply will be, “Well the Left was, that is why like the dodo bird before them, they died out!”
So come on down and sing, laugh and have a good time ridiculing those of moral and religious beliefs. You will be glad you did.